Conservative Americans have been arguing that the liberal propagandatorial media has been allowing the research of the overhyped-psuedointellectial scientific population to infiltrate the general public with “controversial” opinionatic “facts” in regards to human induced global warming. A new study has confirmed that even if the theories, which outline global warming, are indeed real, then the Earth is still safe from its threat. Essentially, the earth has a protective condom that surrounds it. This contraceptive is produced by the increase of coal use emissions that are created by nations such as China, the United States, and India. The moral of the story is to keep driving your SUV and don’t support clean coal technology!!!
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One day, as I sat around making mindless crude jokes filled with unnecessary swear words, my father was looking at me and thinking to himself “my son is full blown idiot”. Eventually….. He came to the correct realization that there is absolutely no intelligent life on planet Earth. If he wanted to find any amount of intellectual life, he would have to look to other planets. He then discovered a book written on that very subject entitled “Intelligent Life in the Universe” by I.S. Shklovskii and Carl Sagan. Years later he gave me the book….. and because I’m not that intelligent, I didn’t learn much from it, but I did find a chapter on the relative size of the Solar System and Universe to be very enlightening. Most science books refer to galactic distances in the form of millions/billions of miles, Astronomical Units (AU), or Light Years (LY). These descriptions are beyond the spatial understanding of average human beings like me. In their book, Shklovskii and Sagan describe the Solar System and the Universe with the understanding that the Sun is the size of a pool ball. Reducing the image of the Sun to this dimension makes it easier to understand how objects in the Universe compare in size and space to each other. The main concept that I drew from these descriptions is that..... There is a lot of space in outer space!!!
In any case, if the Sun was a pool ball, and the planets were Nerds, then what would dark matter be? My guess is beer!!! Image of Earth Taken From Voyager 1 Space Probe - June 6th 1990 - Inspired Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" Speech Pale Blue Dot Speech – Carl Sagan
"That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam." |
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